Help! It's dark and I think I pissed my pants.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: #actual spn line

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:17:12 -0400

#actual spn line

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:04:19 -0400

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:03:31 -0400

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.

paintdoktahwho: I HAVE TO DO IT I HAVE NO CHOICE

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:02:55 -0400

paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:45 -0400

rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:36 -0400

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

2treehill: lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:08 -0400

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

xtooyoungtocare: captain-snark: manafromheaven: biteythevillai...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:54 -0400

xtooyoungtocare:

captain-snark:

manafromheaven:

biteythevillain:

lawfulawful:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

GOD

SNORT

HAHAHAHAH

I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly…

OMG DYING

lunatictoons: The Three Little Pups

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:48 -0400

lunatictoons:

The Three Little Pups

watchtheskytonight: belaroos: spamanos: spamanos: WHY DOES...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:17 -0400

watchtheskytonight:

belaroos:

spamanos:

spamanos:

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 4000 NOTES WH A T HE FUCK??/

Im LAUGHING WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A POPULAR MAIN POST IT GETS SCREENSHOT WITH MY OLD URL

tHIS IS THE BEST

mightyenarc: slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:26 -0400

mightyenarc:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:51 -0400

girlsruntheworld-irunmyblog: disgustingcat: crrocs: Imagine if your follower count turned into...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:45 -0400

girlsruntheworld-irunmyblog:

disgustingcat:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke

My desperation

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:30:35 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:18:33 -0400

myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:17:39 -0400

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:16:46 -0400

egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:16:28 -0400

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange